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fat Archive
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“I own my body” propaganda is just a sad cry for help
Posted on January 8, 2016 | No CommentsChill out, crybabies. No one is forcing you into slavery by having an opinion you don’t like, or even by being adjectively rude about something they think you should do. […] -
Skinny-shaming is not a winning strategy…
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When chicks try to skinny-shame other chicks
Posted on November 15, 2012 | 1 CommentFemales see other females as competition. And that feeling goes so deep that even when it is impossible that one would ever gain something at the loss of the other […] -
Attention Females: It’s too early to be this fat
Posted on September 21, 2012 | No Commentsc’mon now ladies. it is WAY too early be losing that summer figure. Traditionally you’re not supposed to be chubbing back up and still be accepted by society till after […] -
The Post-Richard Lifechange
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No CommentsIdk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and […] -
If I was a big fat fatty…
Posted on July 15, 2010 | No CommentsA friend tagged me and uploaded this to facebook (well, to be accurate: they did that in the reverse order) and it took me over a minute to digest this […] -
The truth about female weight loss
Posted on May 16, 2010 | No CommentsThe following status on Facebook: Ashley: was told recently “if I lost weight it might help my back problems”. I didn’t think I was “thick”, but whatev. Not sure what […] -
McDonalds Breakfast Madness
Posted on February 23, 2010 | No CommentsThe only bonus to having to drive to LA this early in the morning (5AM) is the breakfast sandwich @ Mcdonalds ill soon be shoving down my face in the […] -
If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you
Posted on November 22, 2009 | No CommentsFiled under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […]