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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Food Archive
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Mmmm. hungerrrr
Posted on May 13, 2010 | No CommentsI’ve been enjoying the empty stomach feeling all morning since i skipped breakfast. ya, i like feeling hungry when there’s food readily available. like how you can tolerate a freezing […] -
Advertising vs Reality
Posted on April 11, 2010 | 1 CommentThis Ralphs brand Pad Thai noodle mix looks authentic and zesty on the cover but when you take it out… dang… -
Corn is not a vegetable
Posted on April 8, 2010 | No CommentsI was just thinking about how corn is a vegetable (cuz thats the stuff i think about) but popcorn is a grain and how weird that is. except “that’s weird” […] -
The invention of Land Sushi
Posted on March 23, 2010 | 1 CommentThis girl just said to me “why doesn’t anywhere [sic] have like ‘land sushi’? like i don’t like fish but sushi is good cuz its just really amazing cuts of […] -
Lunchabullshit
Posted on March 10, 2010 | 1 Commentare you fucking kidding me Kraft Foods? i haven’t had a pizza Lunchables in at least 9 years so i pop one open for dinner after coming home late only […] -
Cotton Candy & Banana Ice Cream
Posted on February 24, 2010 | No CommentsCotton candy & banana was a good choice… e very time i think $5 is too much for a single serving of ice cream, Coldstone Creamery reminds me i’m wrong. […] -
Peanut Butter wastin
Posted on February 5, 2010 | 1 Commenti’ll pay someone to come over and eat this half a peanut butter sandwich i made and decided i dont want. it will make me sad to throw it away. […] -
My chocolate hurts
Posted on December 4, 2009 | No Commentsomg stomach, those pieces of chocolate cake werent even that big. neither was the glass of chocolate milk. or the Oreos on top of it. or the glob of frosting […] -
Mouths are stupid
Posted on November 19, 2009 | No CommentsEvolution fail: business lunches would be 90% more productive if i could just shovel food directly into my stomach like a starfish instead of having to use the same hole […] -
Fancy food is garbage
Posted on November 17, 2009 | No CommentsJust got back from one of those swanky shwanyk fancypants hoydee toydee woo-woo lad-dee-daa type “events” containing tons of [alleged] celebrities [that i’ve never heard of] for a big time […]