-
-
Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
-
Between Showers
girlfriend Archive
-
Wishing the best, Realizing the worst
Posted on April 21, 2012 | No CommentsThat awkward moment when you think you see your musical-theater-active ex in an advertisement for a show at the Pantages Theater, then realize that its not only not her but […] -
Girlfriends give bad massages…
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsWhy do female friends, family and professionals give such better massages than girlfriends and hos? seriously. wouldnt the latter want to make you feel better?? but they suck in comparison. […] -
The Post-Richard Lifechange
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No CommentsIdk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and […] -
Chicks dont stop calling
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No Commentslooks like somebody misses me… again… (and yes i file my ex’s with “EX -” before their name so they cant ambush me). dont feel bad for her. she was […] -
A puppy from a girlfriend is badnewsbears
Posted on September 15, 2008 | No CommentsBigDogDaddy83 (8:27:17 PM): sorry i never got back to you yesterday. my gf blindsided me by giving me a puppy. richar900 (8:32:36 PM): wtf u gun do wit a gad dang puppeh […] -
Myspace is making my relationship more difficult
Posted on December 13, 2007 | No CommentsScrew you Myspace! You mean nothing to me! You should mean nothing to everyone. I’ve said it dozens of times before and I still keep having to say again and […]