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All you need in order to be “pretty”…
Posted on March 28, 2016 | No CommentsA note about societies standards of beauty and a reminder that all you need to be is pretty on the inside (and also outside). #selflove #bodypositive #beinghot View this post […] -
Isn’t it too early in the year for you to be talking to me again, girl?
Posted on August 28, 2015 | No CommentsIs summer over *already*?… Seems too early for these girls who used to frequently text and flirt with me but went silent because they got warm-weather-boyfriends to be migrating back […] -
My Spanish Love that almost was
Posted on May 11, 2013 | No CommentsWelp, I was just mistaken for being Latino and/or Spanish speaking for the first time as this girl with bedazzled swirls on the ass of her jeans just hit on […] -
Why it’s okay to hit a woman
Posted on May 4, 2013 | No CommentsThis string of images being pushed around social media purporting to announce what “real men” do and don’t do is perpetuated by people who mean well, i’m sure, but everything […] -
What every girl wants… Mermaid Hair
Posted on April 15, 2013 | No CommentsOver the years, one of the many things ive learned about females is that the life-long dream every girl shares is to be able to cover their boobs with their […] -
Attention Females: It’s too early to be this fat
Posted on September 21, 2012 | No Commentsc’mon now ladies. it is WAY too early be losing that summer figure. Traditionally you’re not supposed to be chubbing back up and still be accepted by society till after […] -
Tips for Chicks: Have the right standards for dudes
Posted on February 4, 2012 | No CommentsDating tip for tha ladies: If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards. Actually, the “lower standards” line is for humor. the truth is more like “re-adjust” your standards. […]