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Between Showers
juice Archive
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Apple Nightcap
Posted on September 26, 2012 | No CommentsThis is how I wind down after a long day. These little badboys were handed out to people waiting in line for the iPhone 5. Makes sense… -
Drunk from Juice?
Posted on November 12, 2011 | No CommentsCan antioxidants get you drunk? I feel tipsy as heck from a wine glass of home-mixed pomegranate, cranberry, acai and noni juice but theres no explanache for such a reaction. […] -
Orange Juice is good for your sperm
Posted on September 9, 2010 | No CommentsChris on the phone with girlfriend: FINE, i’ll drink friggin orange juice. Me: it’s good for your sperm. Chris: [puts phone at his side] wait, so like, it kills it? […] -
Juice box logic fails me again
Posted on November 15, 2002 | No CommentsThe other day I caught my sense of logic falter and ultimately fail me. What happened was that after finishing a rather delicious Snickers bar I got a hankering for […]