language Archive
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![It’s getting hard out there for a pimp. Get it? Cuz that’s not something that an average human would say. If you were ever going to hear that sentence uttered […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/dontbehatin-115x115.gif "Mocking new-age slang has become impossible (but imma keep doin it, dawg)")
Mocking new-age slang has become impossible (but imma keep doin it, dawg)
Posted on September 5, 2018 | No CommentsIt’s getting hard out there for a pimp. Get it? Cuz that’s not something that an average human would say. If you were ever going to hear that sentence uttered […] -
![Location: Facebook Context: A response to the consistent hate I get for my awesome cool-guy douchebag thick frame white sunglasses (that are awesome, cool-guy, and douchebaggy)… Summary: a goof on […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sunproperR-115x115.jpeg "Sunglass Lesson is a trap for Traps and a lesson in Traps")
Sunglass Lesson is a trap for Traps and a lesson in Traps
Posted on May 7, 2012 | No CommentsLocation: Facebook Context: A response to the consistent hate I get for my awesome cool-guy douchebag thick frame white sunglasses (that are awesome, cool-guy, and douchebaggy)… Summary: a goof on […] -
![Shout out to @ManiIsMyName, whom I will thank by name when they tell me what it is (that sounded a thousand times better while I was typing it than it […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sanstheanswers-115x115.png "I remember everything, sans my own videos")
I remember everything, sans my own videos
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsShout out to @ManiIsMyName, whom I will thank by name when they tell me what it is (that sounded a thousand times better while I was typing it than it […] -
![The question of “whats the problem with calling a bitch a c*nt” was raised today and there is a very important answer… to Americans. It must be used in the […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Unleashing the C-word")
Unleashing the C-word
Posted on January 20, 2012 | No CommentsThe question of “whats the problem with calling a bitch a c*nt” was raised today and there is a very important answer… to Americans. It must be used in the […] -
REMINDER: Dogs dont know English
Posted on December 23, 2011 | No CommentsWhat the H is up with people talking to dogs? not small phrases like commands or praise – but full on TALKING. speaking entire sentences on what they should and […] -
“God damn it” isn’t using “the Lords name in vain”
Posted on August 13, 2011 | 4 CommentsNo one should ever get offended at the phrase “God damn it”, because it is not offensive. I sympathize with your sensitivity as there was a time when it hurt […] -
Self Exclamatory
Posted on August 11, 2011 | No CommentsI’m testing out the term “self exclamatory” as my new go-to phrase that doesn’t actually make sense. That phrase use to be calling someone a “chronological liar”, which means lying […] -
English keeps me up at night
Posted on June 14, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s one of those nights again… the kind where i cant sleep cuz my brain is trying to reconcile the dichotomy of wanting to say “expresso” and “sherbert” but knowing […] -
Esoteric Machismo Lulz and Lulls
Posted on February 22, 2011 | 1 CommentWheeler: what does machismo mean? Me: the root word is ‘macho’. it means being overly manly and usually a jerk. why? Wheeler: cuz some chick at the bar said it […] -
Bin Laden’s disciples
Posted on October 13, 2009 | No CommentsStella Bling (12:18:20 AM): heard of bin Laden’s book club? Richar900 (12:18:39 AM): no but i saw Schindler’s List for the first time last night. good movie. Stella Bling (12:18:50 […]
