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Body Training
Posted on March 4, 2011 | No CommentsSkipped lunch so i could let the hunger build for a big fat steak dinner… mm, thats right stomach… beg me for sustenance.. BEG for it… oh, growing weak? how […] -
Powder Bomb
Posted on February 27, 2011 | 1 Commentin hindsight I probably should have guessed that a “which is better?” debate between Hawaii and Vegas would have resulted in a powder supplement can being thrown at me, lid […] -
Puff the Magic Pothead
Posted on February 23, 2011 | 1 Commenttonight i learned that pot smoke never dissipates in your mouth, i guess EVER. Not first hand, OBVIOUSLY ju guyyyyz (smoking is for..smokers). but this chick totally amazed me by […] -
Mommy Jogging
Posted on February 12, 2011 | No Commentsaaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up […] -
The Post-Richard Lifechange
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No CommentsIdk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and […] -
Minors in Chili?
Posted on October 14, 2010 | No CommentsThe Tweet slash Status of the year has been made: Sorry News, but when you say “Miners in Chile” I expect to see some hot 17 year olds in beef […] -
Shrimp Gimp Dude Food
Posted on October 13, 2010 | No CommentsCrazy trip-outs from my shrimp-trip. Still a touch loopy. The full comments from Facebook are below but they’re summed up by this one: “this is just….. part of me wants […]