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Corporate America strikes again…
Posted on November 12, 2009 | No CommentsI wish I could go back in time to when Myspace first started and show myself that in 2009 it would be owned by Newscorp and I would be getting […] -
Bitches be crazy: Myspace edition
Posted on October 7, 2009 | No CommentsMy status yesterday read how I thought it was adorable how Myspace keeps rolling out efforts to remain relevant. This Tracie chick, commented among others who made sense in their […] -
She REALLY wanted to know what I was doing
Posted on August 17, 2009 | No Comments3:50 PM Kaylie: babe? 3:51 PM Mr Awesome: yes? 3:52 PM Kaylie: wat you doin? 3:52 PM Mr Awesome: top secret. why 3:52 PM Kaylie: please tell me.? 3:53 PM […] -
Hottest [unemployed] People!
Posted on July 23, 2009 | No CommentsThis was my top friend request when I just logged into Myspace… The introduction says they’re looking for “America’s Hottest People!”..buuuut… their default image and display name says “America’s Hottest […] -
My friend the “Macho Douche Bag” covergirl
Posted on July 18, 2009 | No CommentsThe “seeing your friends published places” aspect of working as an E-list celebrity has been slightly different than what I expected… I’ve seen 4 different friends on 4 separate occasions […] -
Dear idiot: Myspace is not closing
Posted on July 7, 2009 | No CommentsI started getting this 3-5 times a week a few months back and pasted this one from February into a blog but decided to let it pass and only saved […] -
Parenting fail in California
Posted on June 17, 2009 | No Commentsawesomestguyever: wrapping up work so i can shut down the 2 computers im working on and get to sleep. how come you’re up this late? swtest_sin_2006: i have my sisters […] -
National Spam Day
Posted on June 16, 2009 | No CommentsHappy national spam day! -
Some girls just wanna watch me poop
Posted on June 5, 2009 | No CommentsAs you know, assuming you know anything at all and aren’t completely teh stupidz: I’m kindov a big deal. on Myspace. in real life too. just. to a lesser extent […] -
You can call me Dick, just don’t try to get on it
Posted on April 26, 2009 | No CommentsI changed my Myspace display name to “Richard…(but you can call me Dick)“, because… my name is Richard; but people like to call me Dick. and they can… Apparently that […]