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![My pool is getting dangerously below the high 70 degrees mark of acceptable swimming water and swims like the one I just enjoyed may be leaving me for the next 6 months […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pineappleSalute-115x115.png "Winter Approaches… and the Swim Times end…")
Winter Approaches… and the Swim Times end…
Posted on November 11, 2014 | No CommentsMy pool is getting dangerously below the high 70 degrees mark of acceptable swimming water and swims like the one I just enjoyed may be leaving me for the next 6 months […] -
![Late breakfast. Daddy’s enjoying a fruit plate (with a little bit of chocolate) by the pool before he starts work. Which will also be by the pool. and also probably […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Breakfast of Champion. (This one… I’m the Champion)")
Breakfast of Champion. (This one… I’m the Champion)
Posted on October 6, 2014 | No CommentsLate breakfast. Daddy’s enjoying a fruit plate (with a little bit of chocolate) by the pool before he starts work. Which will also be by the pool. and also probably […] -
![It is with a heavy heart and cold, dry body, that I regretfully announce the death of my beloved hot tub, Tubitha Jettson. Tubitha was special. She seated 5 people […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tubithaDED-115x115.png "Sad Announcement: the passing of my beloved Hot Tub")
Sad Announcement: the passing of my beloved Hot Tub
Posted on September 17, 2014 | No CommentsIt is with a heavy heart and cold, dry body, that I regretfully announce the death of my beloved hot tub, Tubitha Jettson. Tubitha was special. She seated 5 people […] -
![POLL… What should be done about these little mossy growths around the stone rims of my waterhole? I think they’re adorable. But I also think others might not. Here’s me […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/poolpubes-115x115.png "Golly… Should I wax/shave my pools pubic hair or not?")
Golly… Should I wax/shave my pools pubic hair or not?
Posted on September 6, 2014 | 1 CommentPOLL… What should be done about these little mossy growths around the stone rims of my waterhole? I think they’re adorable. But I also think others might not. Here’s me […] -
Another Zombie Evening…
Posted on September 6, 2014 | No CommentsIt’s 2:58am. I’ll get to sleep at around 3:30am. I worked all day and all night. Do I deserve a trophy? Yes. One made of human brains. That’s a zombie […] -
![EMERGENCY!!!! I just closed up all the windows and settled into bed and got all comfortable and opened the app on my phone to turn the air conditioning back on […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nestoffline-115x115.png "Important Emergency!!!! I’m trapped in bed and I need your help!!")
Important Emergency!!!! I’m trapped in bed and I need your help!!
Posted on July 18, 2014 | No CommentsEMERGENCY!!!! I just closed up all the windows and settled into bed and got all comfortable and opened the app on my phone to turn the air conditioning back on […] -
Just doing some yard work while singing Frozen songs like a BOSS…
Posted on March 7, 2014 | No Comments“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” is a cliche I’ve known is true since a child but in adulthood its more like “if you […] -
Did a gang’s hit man just accidentally visit my home?
Posted on November 4, 2013 | No CommentsPreviously, I falsely suspected my new pool man for being a hit man and he later died. This time I think one may have visited me for real… I had […] -
About that LAPD helicopter with the search light circling my house…
Posted on October 26, 2013 | No CommentsCould the person being looked for by the helicopter that has been circling overhead with a searchlight please just surrender already? My street is roped off by the cops and […] -
Richardland Manor Tour: Entryway / Waiting Room
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsMy previously written about front door is a big rectangular sheet of translucent glass that glows via the light behind it. Here is what it opens into… This is the […]