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Between Showers
pool Archive
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Golly… Should I wax/shave my pools pubic hair or not?
Posted on September 6, 2014 | 1 CommentPOLL… What should be done about these little mossy growths around the stone rims of my waterhole? I think they’re adorable. But I also think others might not. Here’s me […] -
The Pool Guy I thought was trying to kill me, has died…
Posted on October 19, 2013 | No CommentsWhen the company that services my swimming hole changed the guy AND the day and time he comes to my house, I was super suspicious and posted about it. I […] -
Praying Mantis in mah pewl, all tryin ta die
Posted on October 7, 2013 | No CommentsIdiot mantis was all like “yo dude! I can totally swim!” and I was all like “nah bro, u totally can’t” and had to force a time-out from swimtime…. Homeboy […] -
And Life Marches On…
Posted on August 31, 2013 | No CommentsAs both my soul and my forehead heal from the tragic accident that almost left me less-beautiful, my recovery, both spiritual and physical, has been going well… Adult Simba: I […] -
That time I smashed my face into a floating chemical holder
Posted on August 27, 2013 | No CommentsSo I’m darting up and down and all around in my pool like the friendly magic dolphin-of-Peace that I am and forget that the unscheduled pool guy came over a […] -
The Poolman Who Tried to Kill Me. and (spoiler alert) Failed
Posted on August 25, 2013 | 1 CommentA ring at my door revealed a guy holding a pool skimmer saying he was “taking over pool maintenance for the area” and said my side-gate was locked… Which means […] -
The scary truth about Palm Trees
Posted on May 29, 2013 | No CommentsWhile doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions […] -
99 Sky
Posted on May 23, 2013 | 1 CommentSometimes when I’m deep in thought and going for a relaxing swim in my pool at night, I look up at the stars through the water and gaze for a […] -
Greetings from my backyard green lagoon
Posted on April 20, 2013 | No CommentsHappy 420, from mah Cali backyaw-dizzle-fizzle, dawg (am I doing this right? I feel like I might not be doing this right…). -
Saving Lives
Posted on June 18, 2012 | No CommentsI saved no less than 3 honey bees who had completely surrendered to the watery struggle and were laying motionless in my pool today just waiting for death to take […]