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![What the hell is wrong with me? In the past 3 years I have bit my lip more than in my entire life prior and I don’t know why. What […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "For someone with no lips, I sure bite my fkking lips a lot lately")
For someone with no lips, I sure bite my fkking lips a lot lately
Posted on November 17, 2020 | No CommentsWhat the hell is wrong with me? In the past 3 years I have bit my lip more than in my entire life prior and I don’t know why. What […] -
Mud man intruder? Nope. just me again
Posted on March 30, 2013 | No CommentsThat awkward moment when you’re on the phone so long that you completely forgot you had put on a mud mask and when you walk by a large mirror in […] -
The world is my gym
Posted on November 9, 2012 | No CommentsPeople ask if I go to the gym or how much time I spend at the gym or what gym I go to, so here’s the answer: I’ve never worked […] -
Mah Fayce [&bod]
Posted on June 25, 2012 | No Commentssooo, i let my bodyhair grow back and instead of shaving my beard today, I did this to it. #updateonwhatrichardsbodycurrentlylookslike #dowhatyouwillwiththatinformation DVD SPECIAL FEATURES OF THIS PICTURE: I didnt realize […] -
Namin My Parts
Posted on April 4, 2012 | No CommentsIf my left foots big toe had a name, I feel like it would be “Frank”. -No, I take that back. left one is more of a Lenny. right one […] -
![People don’t believe me till I show them (or maybe they dont believe me SO I will show them? duped!), but unless I’m going from clear-white to bean-brown in 1 […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/413844_10150744689414893_500264892_9259556_1584210498_o-115x115.jpeg "My tan “lines” are a dimmer knob, not a light switch")
My tan “lines” are a dimmer knob, not a light switch
Posted on July 27, 2011 | No CommentsPeople don’t believe me till I show them (or maybe they dont believe me SO I will show them? duped!), but unless I’m going from clear-white to bean-brown in 1 […] -
The Spiderman Look
Posted on January 9, 2011 | No CommentsSpider-Man was my favorite superhero as a kid because he was smart, quirky, kinda nerdy and awkward but also really slick when in his groove and doing what he does […] -
![ANSWER: No, and you’re retarded. First though: the suggestion that a thin person should “eat something” should be banned unless you’ve witnessed them avoid food or say something to the […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/skinsold-115x115.png "Am I too skinny? (Spoiler: the answer is No)")
Am I too skinny? (Spoiler: the answer is No)
Posted on June 23, 2009 | 2 CommentsANSWER: No, and you’re retarded. First though: the suggestion that a thin person should “eat something” should be banned unless you’ve witnessed them avoid food or say something to the […] -
I hate when body parts fall asleep when I’m asleep
Posted on February 27, 2008 | No CommentsThe first time this happened was August 06 at Wheelers house. Sleeping on the ratty futon mattress he keeps in his guest bedroom, I fell asleep on one of my […] -
The Color of my Eyes is….
Posted on October 5, 2002 | No CommentsA darkened light shade of forrest kiwi lime spritzer emerald grassy green. That is what I fill out on every form that asks and so far it remains hilarious [to […]