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Sick Archive
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This “Don’t touch your face” thing ain’t gonna work for me
Posted on March 2, 2020 | No CommentsListen bro, I can follow the “wash your hands” part of the infecting / viral spreading prevention directions just fine but the “don’t touch your face” part of it? Nah. […] -
Update: There was never “Poison Tea” – I just have a Mystery Gut Ailment
Posted on September 7, 2019 | No CommentsIn a previous installment almost one year ago, I logged how I thought I was getting poisoned by tea I was drinking, and I guess in a way I was, […] -
Getting sick is for weak losers and I *cough* hate myself
Posted on November 26, 2018 | No CommentsI know that human beings are fragile creatures susceptible to many injuries and ailments that include viral infections that cause body weakening effects for which there is no cure but […] -
I’m knowingly drinking tea that makes me incredibly sick
Posted on November 19, 2018 | No CommentsAnd for no good reason. About a week ago I made a nightnight tea mix from different caffeinated loose-leaf teas I was experimenting with in pursuit of a perfect potion […] -
Curing an infection by working out (bad science. good feel)
Posted on September 3, 2012 | No CommentsMy lost voice quickly turned into an infection that I thought would last a couple days but has clung on a couple weeks instead. Way too long to be stuffed […] -
No time to be not Awesome
Posted on May 21, 2012 | No CommentsWhat I thought was acid reflux on the plane returning home to Los Angeles from Hawaii turned out to be a virus that latched on to me and didnt do […] -
“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger”
Posted on January 14, 2012 | No Comments“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” is only true for bacteria. Thought of this when I had to explain to a friend that you NEVER cut short the […] -
Rockin the sick like a supa stah, boi
Posted on June 16, 2010 | No Commentssnotty little brats gave me a virus, but since im awesome im just powering through it like it aint no thang and its been awesome. the congestion and light fever […] -
Make a virus work for YOU
Posted on June 15, 2010 | No CommentsSnotty little brats gave me a virus, but since im awesome im just powering through it like it aint no thang and its been awesome. the congestion and light fever […] -
How Vicodin kicked my ass…
Posted on August 9, 2009 | No CommentsAlternate headline: The infected Earfever PainPanic from Hell… Awful awful putrid day of dying, pain, senseless suffering and excruciating freak-outs, thy name is August 6th dos 09. On record as worst […]