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![Sometimes when I’m deep in thought and going for a relaxing swim in my pool at night, I look up at the stars through the water and gaze for a […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "99 Sky")
99 Sky
Posted on May 23, 2013 | 1 CommentSometimes when I’m deep in thought and going for a relaxing swim in my pool at night, I look up at the stars through the water and gaze for a […] -
Night Swimming
Posted on September 14, 2011 | No Comments“Looking through the water up at the full moon dancing through the distortion of the surface waves. As my line of vision pierces through land air and space. the tone […] -
Today’s swim: Pier 2 Pink
Posted on October 26, 2009 | No CommentsBuilding up to a 2 mile swim (the length of Waikiki beach). Today: Pier to Pink. I’m about to go downstairs out to the pier in front of the apt, […] -
![No matter how small. I shall save them. This is my poolmasters creed. One that I did not choose out of consciousness. But chose me. Like a calling. A calling. […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lifeguardrich-115x115.jpg "No one drowns in my pool on my watch. No one.")
No one drowns in my pool on my watch. No one.
Posted on June 11, 2008 | 1 CommentNo matter how small. I shall save them. This is my poolmasters creed. One that I did not choose out of consciousness. But chose me. Like a calling. A calling. […] -
Its impossible to sneeze underwater
Posted on October 12, 2007 | No CommentsI just tried a whole bunch of times. I can’t do it. And if I can’t do it, its impossible. Every time I felt a sneeze coming on I submerged […] -
Snails are stupid
Posted on August 24, 2007 | No CommentsI was on about 648 of my daily 800 laps in my Olympic size pool and came across a snail all tucked in its stupid shell hanging upside down from […]