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Recent Posts
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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Between Showers
ugly white sunglasses Archive
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How to look like a douche
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsHere it is, gentlemen… A quick and dirty simple 3-step process to dawning the look that makes gay men and under-30 women who want to rebel against their fathers, wild… […] -
Everybody Hates These Awesome Glasses
Posted on May 10, 2012 | No CommentsI keep forgetting that these sunglasses are more universally hated than Hitler or The Red Sox until the next time I put them on and the world reminds me that they suck. […] -
My tan “lines” are a dimmer knob, not a light switch
Posted on July 27, 2011 | No CommentsPeople don’t believe me till I show them (or maybe they dont believe me SO I will show them? duped!), but unless I’m going from clear-white to bean-brown in 1 […]