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![I don’t do enough daily-routine exposition on here so after being asked how my morning went by someone and then probed for details, I decided to share the answer for scientific […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/officerich-115x115.png "A Typical Morning in Richardland")
A Typical Morning in Richardland
Posted on October 12, 2014 | No CommentsI don’t do enough daily-routine exposition on here so after being asked how my morning went by someone and then probed for details, I decided to share the answer for scientific […] -
![It’s 2:58am. I’ll get to sleep at around 3:30am. I worked all day and all night. Do I deserve a trophy? Yes. One made of human brains. That’s a zombie […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Another Zombie Evening…")
Another Zombie Evening…
Posted on September 6, 2014 | No CommentsIt’s 2:58am. I’ll get to sleep at around 3:30am. I worked all day and all night. Do I deserve a trophy? Yes. One made of human brains. That’s a zombie […] -
Getting stood up is a downer, no matter what
Posted on January 31, 2014 | No CommentsBusy day, puttin out fires, stomping one problem after the next, exercising like a madman to keep the juices flowing, kept at high energy and high output all ding-dang-dong day, […] -
Accusation analysis: I’m “abusive” to the unwelcomed
Posted on December 5, 2013 | No CommentsA new criticism of me that feels strange and unjustified but warrants documentation in classic “am I really the a-hole here?” fashion: I’m “abusive” because I say mean things to […] -
Scolding word choice
Posted on August 21, 2013 | No Comments“Your capability in comprehending and reciting the obvious reveals the fraud of your feigned ignorance. Douche.” Filed under “times I wasn’t even trying to be a verbose snob but accidentally […] -
Demoting people cuz they’re awful
Posted on June 26, 2013 | No CommentsI got the “why are you doing this to me?” treatment from another subordinate I had to strip jobs from and it pretty much a crystal ball into the future […] -
Why do people hate efficiency so much?
Posted on June 6, 2013 | No CommentsJust out of a long business conference. People are so fkking slow. I dont understand it. I get that i’m the boss so part of my job is cracking the […] -
Good help is hard to find
Posted on April 22, 2013 | No CommentsTRYIN ta build an empire over here… not always getting the best of help from my assistants. On the one hand, its kinda cool that I have assistants now. On […] -
A scene i’m all too familiar with
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Apple Nightcap
Posted on September 26, 2012 | No CommentsThis is how I wind down after a long day. These little badboys were handed out to people waiting in line for the iPhone 5. Makes sense…