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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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What’s more messed up?
Posted on May 24, 2012 | No CommentsThe fact that I have this picture? Or the fact that I know that that is Hugh Jackmans body?… the non-dogface version is just as derpy as the dog… which […] -
Here’s a Pup in a Cup to start your day off right
Posted on May 23, 2012 | No CommentsWhen I’m sad I like to try to make someone else happy. then I forget why I was sad. I’m not necessarily saying I’m feeling a soul crushing Titanic level […] -
No time to be not Awesome
Posted on May 21, 2012 | No CommentsWhat I thought was acid reflux on the plane returning home to Los Angeles from Hawaii turned out to be a virus that latched on to me and didnt do […] -
Pants are for suckers
Posted on May 21, 2012 | No CommentsDefinitely going to be one of those days today. I might take the following suggestion just made in a comment: “Pants? Who needs pants?? Go for the khaki shorts, put […] -
Safely Sinking Slumber & a Silly Self Symposium
Posted on May 19, 2012 | No Comments1:37AM: I’m currently typing this while laying in bed listening to a repetitious but relaxing house band manipulating Dr Seuss style instruments play me off to sleep as the Sandman […] -
Study Hard! Even though it won’t matter at all, suckers.
Posted on May 18, 2012 | No CommentsSeeing people talk about school on social networks always makes me that much more glad I got out of that system when I did so I could start actual-life outside […] -
I want only to love and be loved by others
Posted on May 17, 2012 | No CommentsSimilar to the mistake of thinking that I “like to argue” (summary: I don’t. I “like” it the way Batman “likes” fighting crime: i’d retire from it immediately if I were presented […] -
Just be nice to people
Posted on May 15, 2012 | No CommentsThe gratitude and relief on that older woman’s face when I helped lift her bags she was struggling with gave me a high that lasted the whole flight home. Why […] -
I need an Alfred
Posted on May 11, 2012 | No CommentsBeing Batman is easier when you have an Alfred. and a Robin. and billions of dollars to finance your ventures. hrmm. making the billions is underway. soooo…I should prolly start […] -
Everybody Hates These Awesome Glasses
Posted on May 10, 2012 | No CommentsI keep forgetting that these sunglasses are more universally hated than Hitler or The Red Sox until the next time I put them on and the world reminds me that they suck. […]