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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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The miserable life of Veganism
Posted on May 31, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis is a recent status update from a friend on Facebook: I realized the severity of my veganism today while waiting for a bus on a manhattan street corner. I […] -
Lots of People Leaving Facebook lately
Posted on May 27, 2011 | 2 CommentsIs there a Facebook exodus going on? I’ve been getting an unusual amount of friends-have-left-you alerts this past week and the vast majority has been from people deactivating their account, […] -
Donut Diet Acceptability
Posted on May 25, 2011 | 1 CommentDonuts need to be eaten during non-human hours to be justified as food. Otherwise you’re just having dessert without a meal preceding it. but when its really early AM or […] -
Girls Are Stupid
Posted on May 24, 2011 | 1 CommentGirl: “why do you think he would DO that??” Me: “remember when i said i didnt care? and when you said youd stop? and when youre not with this guy […] -
Bear in mind that you Otter know these classes of Gay
Posted on May 22, 2011 | 1 CommentIn my most recent video I invented the term Twinkiebear for what I have since been informed by many many messages, is already referred to as an Otter. Turns out […] -
Update: I am still Amazing
Posted on May 19, 2011 | 3 CommentsHungry? Your stupid Magellan deciding to just not turn on sometimes? Bitch, youdontevenKNOW…. I just destroyed a double cheeseburger and FIVE (5) mu-fkkn chicken Selects after making it home from […] -
Landlording
Posted on May 11, 2011 | 3 CommentsLandlords have no sense of humor… looking to rent a new filming location so naturally I have to ask how sound travels through the shared walls in various structures. Only […] -
New Word: A “Plutonic” Relationship
Posted on May 9, 2011 | No CommentsIn honor of the celestial mass, Pluto being downgraded from a “planet” to a “not a planet” (technical term), I’ve come up with a new word: “Plutonic”, as in a […] -
Rainbow Tasting
Posted on May 4, 2011 | 6 CommentsIf i was a magic fairy in unicornland, would you taste my magic rainbow under a starlit sky of chocolate gummy bear moonbeam apricots? What do rainbows taste like? i […] -
CollabFAIL
Posted on April 30, 2011 | 3 CommentsHere I am making a rare appearance in someone else’s video. Sammy from ICOEPR Productions over in jolly old England pulled together some of the UK’s finest video makers and […]