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Body Tattoos and Mainstream Modeling
Posted on February 16, 2011 | 1 CommentModels, can we knock it off with the large body tattoos? christ. what are you even thinking when you get them? modeling is about being a blank palate that employers […] -
XBOX Attention Span…
Posted on February 15, 2011 | No CommentsTalking important business developments to someone on the phone and am interrupted when they ask me which of the following words is closest to the definition of “agape”… Why? Because […] -
My Gorgeous Valentine
Posted on February 14, 2011 | 2 CommentsAfter a long day of meetings, accounting and sitting in a bank (turns out Business bank accounts arent as easybreasy as personal ones), I came home to my love, pictured […] -
Mommy Jogging
Posted on February 12, 2011 | No Commentsaaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up […] -
The truth about “An Eye for an Eye”
Posted on February 9, 2011 | No Comments“An eye For an Eye Leaves the whole world blind” Is such a braindead quote. wtf? no it doesn’t. it leaves the people who take eyes blind. ironically it’s the […] -
Visual Calendar days
Posted on February 7, 2011 | No CommentsI social-network-statused on Friday night that I had no idea it was Friday until someone told me on the phone. It was true but we can all forget days of […] -
I’ll Pee the Bed if I Feel Like It
Posted on February 3, 2011 | No CommentsJust downed 2 full bottles of water. at first i was like “aw, bad idea before bed” but then i was like pssh. im a grown ass man. i’ll piss […] -
“I Miss Her Face” (the original one)
Posted on February 1, 2011 | No CommentsAwkwarrrrrrd… Girl [talking about a mutual friend who recently moved from LA to San Fran and has had at least 3 facial cosmetic surgeries]: “I miss her face” Me: “i […] -
Negative Nitpicks on Net Pics = they want you
Posted on February 1, 2011 | No CommentsA lot of times people are just trolls or snotty, but theres an interesting niche of negative comment that is clearly an extension of the commenters sexual frustration for you. […] -
Everyone is old except me
Posted on January 27, 2011 | No CommentsMy “to do” list started simple. Most importantly to have “Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive” embroidered on […]