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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Like. turnin intew a bum, mayn…
Posted on May 10, 2010 | No CommentsToo much time at the beach has bummified me something fierce. I was at my beach apartment for 2 weeks and usually get hella work done just as if i […] -
Last night could have ended much differently
Posted on May 8, 2010 | No CommentsI got home pretty early last night after Los Angeles taught me that people actually snort Aderall. lovely. but i wasn’t interested. so I settled back into the batcave at […] -
Do people even know what “gay” is anymore?
Posted on May 6, 2010 | No CommentsFacebook gives me so much easy content for this blog, its ridiculous. Todays adventure starts with the following status update I posted last night: settin inta ah nice Epsom-salt bubble […] -
I take offense to your non-offense
Posted on May 5, 2010 | No CommentsSome people will find a way to be offended, no matter what, and dont you dare call something non-offensive because we need to be sensitive to everyone’s fragile little feelings, […] -
Jungle Bath
Posted on April 29, 2010 | No Comments -
This is why I dont drink
Posted on April 24, 2010 | No CommentsIt brings me from stone cold hotness to freakazoid monster in under an hour… SIDENOTE: Blue Hawaii’s are blue. in Hawaii. This one was taken at about the half-way point… -
Ladies, learn how to play the “Are you gay?” card
Posted on April 23, 2010 | 2 CommentsI got this comment on my Facebook wall yesterday and it took me that long to digest the sheer stupidity of it: Can I ask a STUPID question? are you […] -
Take a bite out of homelessness
Posted on April 21, 2010 | No CommentsI bought an Apple wireless keyboard and mouse for my Macbook Pro laptop, totaling $144, both of which I own at home and just didnt bring and as i was […] -
Remind me again why i don’t need an iPad?
Posted on April 18, 2010 | No CommentsCuz I’m thinking that I need one and if I dont own one I might die or at least suffer severe damage to my quality of life… -
Remind me again why i don’t need an iPad?
Posted on April 17, 2010 | No CommentsI know the device is completely useless to me, but so are lots of expensive fun attractive things. like boobs. I posed this question on Myspace and Facebook and have […]