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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Chapped
Posted on February 3, 2014 | No CommentsI’m falling asleep & my lips are dry but my house is too huge for me to travel the distance to where my chap stick is . Do me a favor […] -
Getting stood up is a downer, no matter what
Posted on January 31, 2014 | No CommentsBusy day, puttin out fires, stomping one problem after the next, exercising like a madman to keep the juices flowing, kept at high energy and high output all ding-dang-dong day, […] -
I have not grown apart from you and I probably never will
Posted on January 29, 2014 | No CommentsJust a reminder to all of you drifting away from me that it’s not reciprocated. I haven’t drifted from a single person in my entire life. I wish I knew […] -
SuperHuman Levels of Selfishness
Posted on January 27, 2014 | No CommentsSomeone whose behavior I was forced to give a negative report on via the phone just sarcastically said what amounted to “what am I supposed to do? Just change my […] -
Double Layered Adventure Timing EXPLAINED
Posted on January 24, 2014 | No CommentsPreparing for our 8 hour drive north to Big Sur, California, Russian Anna posted this picture she saw in a funny-pictures App and applied it to herself and our upcoming […] -
Can’t handle a doughnut? HAVE ALL THA DOUGHNUTS IN THA WOOORLD!
Posted on January 23, 2014 | No CommentsEnough is too much. My previously detailed doughnut saga has been bumming me out because if age and metabolism deterioration has crushed me to this point where a couple rings […] -
Doughnuts are evil and shouldn’t exist
Posted on January 22, 2014 | No CommentsI might not be able to handle doughnuts anymore. Is that likely? It seems stupid. but I just discovered there is a 24-hour doughnut place on the main road a block […] -
Matching socks are the key to a good day, happy life
Posted on January 21, 2014 | No CommentsOne of the reasons I need to work extra hard to be a billionaire is to make sure I have staff in charge of both my low-level clothes buying and […] -
Prediction: The Matterhorn ride at Disneyland will become a Frozen ride
Posted on January 9, 2014 | No CommentsYou heard it here first. and if you hear it here last, then Disney is making a critical mistake. -
I keep getting SO close to almost not losing any friends in a month
Posted on December 30, 2013 | No CommentsFirst, lets get this out of the way since it keeps coming up every time I post one of these: No, Facebook doesn’t tell you who or when someone deletes […]