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Dear idiot: Myspace is not closing
Posted on July 7, 2009 | No CommentsI started getting this 3-5 times a week a few months back and pasted this one from February into a blog but decided to let it pass and only saved […] -
Dogs don’t know english
Posted on May 11, 2009 | No CommentsWhen I realized that Buddy follows the command “go lay down” even though he doesn’t know what those words mean (except “down”), I started experimenting. So like, i’d say “Goah […] -
“Wyd?” and “Are you up?” Are “How are you” and “whats up”s evil cousins
Posted on May 4, 2009 | No CommentsPeople… PLEASE… I’m begging you to stop killing me with this stuff. Don’t message me asking “what are you doing” or “are you awake?” unless it is micro-specific to a […] -
Stop asking me “whats up?” and “how are you?”
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No CommentsPlease know that I love you and that this comes from a place of love: I hate you. God dammit, people. You know the saying “If you don’t have something […] -
Must I Twitter?…Must I?
Posted on March 25, 2009 | No CommentsI ask YOU, the people: Do I need a Twitter?… demand it and it shall be done. vote with your silence and the twit shall too besilent. I’d really rather […] -
I constantly forget how to write checks
Posted on January 6, 2009 | 1 CommentEvery time. Every. Single. Thyme. It doesn’t COMPLETELY leave my head, but I’ve never stared at a blank check and been confident that I know what the hell I’m doing. […] -
How to be Awesome
Posted on October 13, 2008 | No CommentsFirst a description on what Awesomeness is and what it is not… Awesomeness is NOT related to things you own or how you look or how much money you have […] -
“Knock on Wood” is one of the sillier superstitions that people still believe
Posted on April 8, 2008 | No CommentsWhen you say something that could potentially be horrible you’re supposed to follow it by announcing “knock on wood” and then actually knock your knuckle on something wooden – as […] -
Sometimes I’m Creepy
Posted on March 3, 2008 | No CommentsThis random snapshot of me in the office watching tv looks extra zombie/freaky like, so I had to share…