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![You’re about to. Shampoo. Sham poo? Champuuu? Bro. wtf is this word? According to WikiShampoodia: It entered the English language by way of India, dating to 1762 and was derived […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "<strong>Have you ever thought about how weird the word “shampoo” is?</strong>")
Have you ever thought about how weird the word “shampoo” is?
Posted on January 25, 2021 | No CommentsYou’re about to. Shampoo. Sham poo? Champuuu? Bro. wtf is this word? According to WikiShampoodia: It entered the English language by way of India, dating to 1762 and was derived […] -
On the hunt for Roast Chicken Poison Noodles
Posted on January 17, 2021 | No CommentsIf you find any roast chicken ramen anywhere – buy up a pallet cuz they’re disappearing. I hate to say this cuz I don’t endorse eating this chemical cardboard death […] -
Mermaids are a lie
Posted on January 13, 2021 | No CommentsMermaids are depicted as sexy wet supermodels with a physique so feminine that they’re literally just hour-glass figures that connect the lines back together to a point. But that’s a […] -
![The billionaire institutions of Facebook and other oligarchical corporate platforms don’t want you to know it – and they might flag this post or take it down but I am […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/kangaroo-goose-punch-115x115.gif "Exposed: Kangaroos are actually GIANT RABBITS")
Exposed: Kangaroos are actually GIANT RABBITS
Posted on January 11, 2021 | No CommentsThe billionaire institutions of Facebook and other oligarchical corporate platforms don’t want you to know it – and they might flag this post or take it down but I am […] -
![In 9th grade, my English teacher Miss Bruno at Kellenburg Memorial High School could have helped me out on this one and didn’t. It was my turn to read aloud […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/sad-mope-115x115.gif "“Moped” is a dumb word. Change it.")
“Moped” is a dumb word. Change it.
Posted on December 15, 2020 | No CommentsIn 9th grade, my English teacher Miss Bruno at Kellenburg Memorial High School could have helped me out on this one and didn’t. It was my turn to read aloud […] -
For someone with no lips, I sure bite my fkking lips a lot lately
Posted on November 17, 2020 | No CommentsWhat the hell is wrong with me? In the past 3 years I have bit my lip more than in my entire life prior and I don’t know why. What […] -
![Think about what you want to say, and then type as much of it as you can into ONE MESSAGE. Every sentence doesn’t need to be a separate text. Group […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/too.many_.texts_-115x115.jpg "Merge. Your. Texts. Into. One. Message…")
Merge. Your. Texts. Into. One. Message…
Posted on July 7, 2020 | No CommentsThink about what you want to say, and then type as much of it as you can into ONE MESSAGE. Every sentence doesn’t need to be a separate text. Group […] -
![The documentary, I Am Big Bird, about the life and career of original Big Bird puppeteer Caroll Spinney was better than expected. It has lots of take-aways about the early […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/bigbird.mechanics.hypothesis1-115x115.jpg "How Big Bird Works (mechanically)")
How Big Bird Works (mechanically)
Posted on May 21, 2020 | No CommentsThe documentary, I Am Big Bird, about the life and career of original Big Bird puppeteer Caroll Spinney was better than expected. It has lots of take-aways about the early […] -
![The side ally known as the Iron Reach on the Richardland Campus needs weather protection. The pursuit of which has sent me down a self-escalating series of “what if” ways […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/awning-115x115.png "Awnings are hard…")
Awnings are hard…
Posted on May 4, 2020 | No CommentsThe side ally known as the Iron Reach on the Richardland Campus needs weather protection. The pursuit of which has sent me down a self-escalating series of “what if” ways […] -
![Although diagnosed to my satisfaction,. the Mystery Gut Ailment that has been plaguing me (see link for back-posts of this saga) still presents problems… Mainly: if I eat too much […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/vomit.sink_-115x115.png "I threw up in the sink for some reason")
I threw up in the sink for some reason
Posted on March 23, 2020 | No CommentsAlthough diagnosed to my satisfaction,. the Mystery Gut Ailment that has been plaguing me (see link for back-posts of this saga) still presents problems… Mainly: if I eat too much […]
