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![When you want someone to sit next to you, you would be a little childish and weird for patting the spot you’re inviting them to but everyone would know exactly […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Patting is a universal recognition of “come to this spot”")
Patting is a universal recognition of “come to this spot”
Posted on February 13, 2013 | 1 CommentWhen you want someone to sit next to you, you would be a little childish and weird for patting the spot you’re inviting them to but everyone would know exactly […] -
Butter Beauty
Posted on February 9, 2013 | No CommentsDreaming about lounging on a giant fresh baked bread-bed floating in a pond of melted butter as lobstertail shrimp swim by and I munch myself to sleep over the sound […] -
Toothpicking
Posted on January 29, 2013 | No CommentsConfesh: I never have stuff in my teeth when walking out of restaurants. So why do I grab a toothpick on the way out every time? Because I like to […] -
Face Cuts
Posted on January 28, 2013 | No CommentsUsually the alerts I get when someone deletes me on facebook is cause for a laugh because its some dope that should have never been there in the first place […] -
No one cares… Stop talking so much…
Posted on January 25, 2013 | No CommentsSome people need to learn how to fall out of love with their own voice and just get to the point. I feel like i’m on the phone with the […] -
I think someone undressed me in my sleep…
Posted on January 25, 2013 | 1 CommentI went to bed with a shirt on. woke up with it around my shoulder and draped back over the rest of me like a beauty pageant sash… who the […] -
My first late night visitor…
Posted on January 21, 2013 | No CommentsFirst night in my new Hollywood house i’ve been moving into this month and theres a knock at my door at 1:30AM… So of course I open it, under the […] -
Stranger smile drive-bys
Posted on January 18, 2013 | No CommentsI feel like the biggest jerk in the world when a stranger makes eye contact with me and smiles, but looks away quickly to avoid an awkward moment before I […] -
Oh, Rock…you poor bastard
Posted on January 17, 2013 | No CommentsI feel bad for Rock, cuz if Scissors gets smashed or Paper gets cut up in battle, there is no shame in their defeat – but how does Rock go […] -
I just adopted a new formal torso hugger
Posted on January 15, 2013 | No CommentsLike there was any chance I was gonna NOT buy this emerald green Brooks Brothers blazer… I essentially had no choice. the requirement to purchase was locked when mine eyez […]