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animals Archive
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Geese are mean but easy to defeat in combat
Posted on February 23, 2020 | No CommentsEveryone knows geese are the meanest birds, but I’m proud to say I’ve never been bullied by a goose. First of all: It’s a principalled stance to not let them […] -
No, Dogs don’t love you more than they love themselves
Posted on March 8, 2012 | 5 CommentsThis image is being reposted a lot on social networks and it’s super sweet and all, but its also not even close to being true… Dogs are pack animals. it’s […] -
Facebook Animal Kingdom
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsThat lolcat war I had was a super popular post but it’s how I view all Facebook threads pretty much. People leave uppity angry comments or act like things matter […] -
The time I got made fun of because of my dead dog
Posted on August 2, 2011 | No CommentsIt started with this link to this blog I posted. The rest speaks for itself. She didn’t respond to that… the last response to this all was: -
Hawk Killas
Posted on March 19, 2011 | 1 Commenthawks tryin to start shit with me errywhere i go… first texas now home in CA. just saw one divebombing the family of quails that lives around here. it rested […] -
Dead things in my pool
Posted on March 22, 2010 | 1 Commentpool man comes tomorrow. but there is a dead lizard AND a gopher sitting at the bottom of the deep end. so do i fish them out or let em […] -
Slithery Mimics
Posted on October 14, 2009 | No CommentsIt’s wet here in Texas at my parents house and I’m seeing lots of these little newts crawling around. They have tiny little legs and crawl in “S” shapes to […] -
Snails are stupid
Posted on August 24, 2007 | No CommentsI was on about 648 of my daily 800 laps in my Olympic size pool and came across a snail all tucked in its stupid shell hanging upside down from […]