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Hoodie Goodies
Posted on March 29, 2012 | No CommentsIn reference to celebrities wearing hoodies in public appearances to show some kind of solidarity to Treyvon Martin, a teen who was fatally shot last month during a fight with […] -
Typing is not Writing, my dear simplton
Posted on January 31, 2012 | 1 CommentI just got in from a jog and hurt my knee jumping over a ditch. I blame karma.Wait. no I don’t. cuz that’s bullshit. Speaking of bullshit though, this happened […] -
eBay Honor Betting
Posted on December 29, 2011 | 1 CommentA few weeks ago President Romney (note that at the time of this posting, he hasn’t won his parties nomination for president and the presidential election is a year away) […] -
Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”
Posted on November 30, 2011 | No CommentsI just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes […] -
Another bitch bites the dust
Posted on November 4, 2011 | No CommentsTara Lauck and Keara Wright were two 8th grade girls (bffs) on my bus when I was a sophomore. They were nice girls and we developed a friendship even though […] -
Not Even Applebee’s wants to be my friend anymore
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No CommentsI’m so obnoxious that I even turn off chain eateries :/ Wtf Applebees St Charles?? I thought we were tight 🙁 UPDATE: Don’t be alarmed, Facebook users. Facebook DOES NOT […] -
Exploiting Trolls for Financial and Personal Gain
Posted on August 11, 2011 | No CommentsI’ve mentioned before that my most popular posts are stomping on dumb things people say on the internetz, but never really explained why or my philosophy on when it is […] -
Once you delete me…
Posted on August 8, 2011 | No CommentsRecently I’ve seen a spike in people hastily deleting me on Facebook, reconsidering and requesting to be my friend again… Fuck off. Well, I mean, not totally. It’s nice that […] -
The time I got made fun of because of my dead dog
Posted on August 2, 2011 | No CommentsIt started with this link to this blog I posted. The rest speaks for itself. She didn’t respond to that… the last response to this all was: -
Reunion Fun
Posted on July 31, 2011 | No CommentsMy high school reunion is being planned for September and the only info and invite about it is on a Facebook group. The final invite notice was a 3 day […]