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Recent Posts
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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Apple Computers Archive
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Don’t tell me what to do, Computer
Posted on May 13, 2014 | No CommentsWho the hell do you think you are, telling me I didn’t eject my USB device “properly”? Bitch, I’ll shove that thing in and out of you or any other […] -
Dear Computers: We don’t need always-on light indicators when you’re asleep
Posted on August 14, 2013 | 1 CommentWhen I first complained about this in 2007, I never dreamed that 10 thousand years in the future (I’m not good at math), I would still have to battle my […] -
Macbook Air was a good choice
Posted on November 27, 2011 | No CommentsI bought a Macbook Air specifically so id have an in between device to use when i wanted a keyboard (so no iPad) but not the weight of the full […] -
Packing is slow and stupid
Posted on October 21, 2011 | No Commentsthe more confidant i am that I’ve packed every possible thing i could ever want in any logical scenario and several highly illogical ones…the more i know im missing multiple […] -
Goldfish Computing
Posted on October 8, 2011 | No CommentsThousands of dollars and I’m still waiting. This shouldnt be the case… No matter how much of an upgrade I invest into a new computer, I’m always waiting for it […] -
Powder Bomb
Posted on February 27, 2011 | 1 Commentin hindsight I probably should have guessed that a “which is better?” debate between Hawaii and Vegas would have resulted in a powder supplement can being thrown at me, lid […] -
Stark-renity Prayer
Posted on November 17, 2010 | 1 CommentLord, give me the serenity to accept that I must own this, the courage to put this decal on my Macbook and the wisdom to not ever bring it in […] -
Texas Cave computing devices
Posted on June 21, 2010 | No CommentsCant function with this stone age technology at my parents house. I bought them a nice 23 inch LCD monitor to replace their dinky 17incher (that i bought them 4 […] -
Sales Tax killing me while buying a new Macbook
Posted on May 18, 2010 | No Comments$221 sales tax, California? More like Cali-fkk-ya. eff that. I’ll ship my new Macbook Pro to Texas and pick it up next month when I pass through there anyway. UPDATE: […] -
Remind me again why i don’t need an iPad?
Posted on April 17, 2010 | No CommentsI know the device is completely useless to me, but so are lots of expensive fun attractive things. like boobs. I posed this question on Myspace and Facebook and have […]