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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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Another bitch bites the dust
Posted on November 4, 2011 | No CommentsTara Lauck and Keara Wright were two 8th grade girls (bffs) on my bus when I was a sophomore. They were nice girls and we developed a friendship even though […] -
Where are all the skinny girls with fashion sense at?
Posted on November 3, 2011 | No CommentsUPDATE: Olivia Collins deleted me because of this. -
Blocklist Friends
Posted on September 13, 2011 | No CommentsI never got an answer to this question so I’ll pose it here instead. The question is: is it a “spice of life” kind of thing to have a “friend” […] -
Not Even Applebee’s wants to be my friend anymore
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No CommentsI’m so obnoxious that I even turn off chain eateries :/ Wtf Applebees St Charles?? I thought we were tight 🙁 UPDATE: Don’t be alarmed, Facebook users. Facebook DOES NOT […] -
Status Stealers
Posted on September 5, 2011 | No CommentsShit happens to me all the time. usually with funny things i say but one time i said i was talking to a girl who said something stupid and even […] -
Once you delete me…
Posted on August 8, 2011 | No CommentsRecently I’ve seen a spike in people hastily deleting me on Facebook, reconsidering and requesting to be my friend again… Fuck off. Well, I mean, not totally. It’s nice that […] -
The time I got made fun of because of my dead dog
Posted on August 2, 2011 | No CommentsIt started with this link to this blog I posted. The rest speaks for itself. She didn’t respond to that… the last response to this all was: -
Sexy Figues: girls vs boys
Posted on June 16, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis continued, but since Facebook only allows urls in comments (sometimes, that is. i’ve had a lot auto-removed when posting comments), it’s better to copy & paste with the embedded […] -
Lots of People Leaving Facebook lately
Posted on May 27, 2011 | 2 CommentsIs there a Facebook exodus going on? I’ve been getting an unusual amount of friends-have-left-you alerts this past week and the vast majority has been from people deactivating their account, […] -
Dropping your phone makes you miss texts
Posted on April 17, 2011 | No CommentsI learned something new today about cell phones and text messages.