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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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quote Archive
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Feeling wanted is important
Posted on March 14, 2014 | No Comments… “All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms of mothers and fathers. If every child could drift to […] -
You might be less depressed if you had some kind of purpose…or something
Posted on October 12, 2013 | No Comments“The tragedy in life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.” –Benjamin Mays Directionless and unhappy? Focus on something. a hobby, […] -
Always Ticking…
Posted on September 19, 2013 | No CommentsPeople freak out when you waste food, even though the Depression was like a million years ago (estimation). They freak out when you waste water, electricity and so on but […] -
I just made this up. Cuz I’m funny.
Posted on September 5, 2013 | No CommentsOne piece of wood floating by an oceanfront gym says to the other “Bro, do you even drift?” -
Helpful translations
Posted on September 1, 2013 | No Comments“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” is just a self righteous way of saying “I am rude, classless and immature […] -
Just said this gem to someone
Posted on August 29, 2013 | No Comments“Unfortunately your assumption rests on the false premise that I give a fuck.” -Me -
Scolding word choice
Posted on August 21, 2013 | No Comments“Your capability in comprehending and reciting the obvious reveals the fraud of your feigned ignorance. Douche.” Filed under “times I wasn’t even trying to be a verbose snob but accidentally […] -
Life is like sex with this cowgirl. or something.
Posted on December 27, 2012 | No CommentsA dilemma has occurred in where I don’t repost stupid quotes like these but feel compelled to by the universe because the chick in it is so smokin hot. Just […] -
Confucius Knows
Posted on November 27, 2012 | No CommentsThe man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration. [Confucius] Had this quote on my mind today while being impenetrably […] -
The truth about “An Eye for an Eye”
Posted on February 9, 2011 | No Comments“An eye For an Eye Leaves the whole world blind” Is such a braindead quote. wtf? no it doesn’t. it leaves the people who take eyes blind. ironically it’s the […]