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![A viewer emailed this to me today, noting that I’ve said in at least one video that i’m not looking and dont want someone to “complete me” since i’m complete. […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "This puzzle is completed but your extra pieces are welcome")
This puzzle is completed but your extra pieces are welcome
Posted on April 23, 2012 | No CommentsA viewer emailed this to me today, noting that I’ve said in at least one video that i’m not looking and dont want someone to “complete me” since i’m complete. […] -
Tips for Chicks: Have the right standards for dudes
Posted on February 4, 2012 | No CommentsDating tip for tha ladies: If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards. Actually, the “lower standards” line is for humor. the truth is more like “re-adjust” your standards. […] -
New Word: A “Plutonic” Relationship
Posted on May 9, 2011 | No CommentsIn honor of the celestial mass, Pluto being downgraded from a “planet” to a “not a planet” (technical term), I’ve come up with a new word: “Plutonic”, as in a […] -
Mommy Jogging
Posted on February 12, 2011 | No Commentsaaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up […] -
Dumb, Obnoxious & Mean – just what I like in a woman!
Posted on January 8, 2011 | No CommentsThings I like: when a chick breaks up with her boyfriend and instead of doing some self reflection, starts aggressively quizzing me on when I’m going to “settle down and […] -
The Post-Richard Lifechange
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No CommentsIdk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and […] -
Priceless moments with Classes bitches
Posted on October 16, 2010 | No CommentsGetting bitched at on the phone for [in her mind] showing interest in girl A and then being “all over” (including public breast cuppage) girl B at a club tonight: […] -
Relationship Advice: the 50% rule
Posted on October 2, 2010 | No CommentsIf you’re unhappy 51% of the time, even though you’re attached, its time to move on. not naming names.. just sayin… Separate people on on Facebook and Twitter both asked […] -
Skirts and Boyfriends
Posted on April 13, 2010 | No CommentsMy favorite line of the week was said to me today: “here, pour this for me while i go change. my boyfriends coming home soon so i have to put […] -
Why downgrade in love or breakfast?
Posted on March 2, 2010 | No Comments“Original” Cap’n Crunch without Crunch Berries is like when ex-girlfriends wanna be friends with you. um, why would i want to REMOVE enhancements from a product i like? as in […]