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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Richard Explains Life Archive
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“We are all attractive” memes are mean lies to spread
Posted on February 9, 2021 | No CommentsUnpopular opinion: lying to people by telling them that just existing means they are attractive doesn’t help them improve and by all accountable observation shows, in most cases doesn’t even […] -
The Secret to having energy in life
Posted on April 13, 2018 | No CommentsI’ve never understood the “how do you have so much energy?” question. As a kid I just thought adults had less fuel in their tanks and were envious over my […] -
Isn’t it too early in the year for you to be talking to me again, girl?
Posted on August 28, 2015 | No CommentsIs summer over *already*?… Seems too early for these girls who used to frequently text and flirt with me but went silent because they got warm-weather-boyfriends to be migrating back […] -
A Quick And Dirty 5 Point Guide to Arrogance-Shaming…
Posted on March 28, 2015 | No CommentsAs your patron saint of humility through my demeanor of satirical arrogance, I have unique insight into the motives and approaches of those around people who deputize themselves as enforcement […] -
How to know if someone has potential as a Talent
Posted on March 10, 2015 | No CommentsCasting talent in roles that are often not yet defined, or just casting talent in non-roles because I think they have potential has raised the interesting question of “how the […] -
How to talk to other humans
Posted on November 3, 2014 | No CommentsIn real life and online, people just have a hard time communicating, which I get. What I don’t get is an unwillingness to recognize ones poor communication and do something […] -
Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…
Posted on October 10, 2014 | No CommentsEvidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […] -
Understanding the Universe
Posted on August 21, 2014 | No CommentsWhy are universes spirals?… Physics. Just imagine the Big Bang as God taking a water covered ball and giving it a solid spinny throw into space. VOOM. Instant universe that […] -
No, People Are Not Really “Good At Heart”
Posted on March 28, 2014 | No CommentsCliff Notes version: Anne Frank said people are “really good at heart” and she was wrong. If you want to know why, we’ll start with the full quote that, while […]