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Sex Archive
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My night as a west coast drug dealer
Posted on June 15, 2009 | 2 CommentsI was at a party in the Hollywood hills last night and at a quiet point, whipped out my vitamins, cuz I’m a nerd. A dude with long hair and […] -
the wonderful world of G0ys
Posted on May 25, 2009 | 2 CommentsAm i a “g0y”? are you a g0y? well that all depends: do you enjoy rubbing your penis against someone elses until you both climax in a burst of ecstasy […] -
Fun with child pornography
Posted on October 22, 2008 | No CommentsECredneck88: ::sips beer:: ECredneck88: ::eats pringle”” richar900: ::bangs your sister:: ECredneck88: Ya know… it’s awfully hard to find any good kiddy porn these days ECredneck88: Sorry wrong IM… that was […] -
Mmmm. I wan a piece of that
Posted on June 29, 2008 | No CommentsJust to cover my bases against possible future controversy (but mostly just cuz it’s funny), I took a screencap of this myspace reply I just sent to this girl saying […] -
Do “webcams” automatically mean sex now?
Posted on January 24, 2008 | No CommentsI was just talking to someone online and they brought up how they don’t have any current pictures of themselves and how their friends that live in other places bug […] -
My Marco Polo skills make guys want to get fisted
Posted on November 17, 2007 | No CommentsEvery few months if I remember, I look through the comments on my Youtube account to see if there’s anything relevant or interesting. Mostly useless garbage, but every once in […] -
How to bag a chick in your class
Posted on October 14, 2007 | No CommentsAzureCuzYeah: fucking bitches AzureCuzYeah: they are so fucking sneaky richar900: but they taste great with lemon sauce. AzureCuzYeah: i was talking to this bitch on the phone AzureCuzYeah: and she […]