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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Wyatt Archive
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Sunglass Lesson is a trap for Traps and a lesson in Traps
Posted on May 7, 2012 | No CommentsLocation: Facebook Context: A response to the consistent hate I get for my awesome cool-guy douchebag thick frame white sunglasses (that are awesome, cool-guy, and douchebaggy)… Summary: a goof on […] -
Fryin up some hottness
Posted on May 4, 2012 | No CommentsDon’t hate. This is how Papi Rico Bang Bang makes his Yum Yums. Update: i burnt my arms in a sleeveless shirt today and am kindov furious that i wasnt […] -
Appearances Dont Make You Gay
Posted on May 3, 2012 | No CommentsDid y’all know that looking like a thing isn’t the best evidence that a person is-that-thing? Wyatt posted this picture: I saw this: Someone else (brilliantly) saw this: Others saw… […] -
Wyogurt Sex
Posted on April 20, 2012 | No CommentsYogurtland is having a contest on Facebook: “Describe Yogurtland in 5 words or less for a chance to win a $10 gift card”. I posted “reason for being alive” and […] -
Orange Genitals
Posted on April 6, 2012 | No CommentsThis thread started after Damian posted this Think Progress post titled Top Romney Surrogate Donald Trump Offers To Expose His ‘Very Very’ Impressive Genitals as a pretty laughable way to […] -
Saturday Night Gif Party
Posted on April 3, 2012 | No CommentsThe following transcript occurred on Facebook. Watch as a Vice Presidential nomination suggestion turns into an early sleep which turns into drunken gay sex which turns into a crisis that […] -
Hoodie Goodies
Posted on March 29, 2012 | No CommentsIn reference to celebrities wearing hoodies in public appearances to show some kind of solidarity to Treyvon Martin, a teen who was fatally shot last month during a fight with […] -
Marcel and Beck are no Happy Days
Posted on March 10, 2012 | No CommentsTalking about Sarah Palin answering that she voted for Newt Gingrich on Super Tuesday, the following thread arised…arose? arizzled: Damian CNN “caught up with” (read: stalked until she showed up) […] -
Not Even Applebee’s wants to be my friend anymore
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No CommentsI’m so obnoxious that I even turn off chain eateries :/ Wtf Applebees St Charles?? I thought we were tight 🙁 UPDATE: Don’t be alarmed, Facebook users. Facebook DOES NOT […]