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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Life in Richardland Archive
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Same girl: Drunk vs Not Drunk. who’s hotter?
Posted on December 16, 2008 | 1 CommentI usually encourage my friends to lessen their intake of alcoholic innard-baths but I think we should all encourage Anna to drink more and often. Clearly these frequent blackout sloshfests […] -
Oops, its Sunday, gotta go to bed instead of doin stuff
Posted on August 31, 2008 | No CommentsNew addition to my things i like list: being annoyed that its been 4 days since you recieved prompt payment for your ebay auction item and you really need to […] -
Tip: Always have money when you travel
Posted on May 27, 2008 | No CommentsSo…It’s evening at Honolulu international airport. Going back home to California… Myea. I’m REALLY tired right now and due to an error on their part, the airline took my ticket […] -
2 hours at the At&T store and still no resolution
Posted on March 24, 2008 | No CommentsAll I wanted to do was add my iphone to a family plan… Yesterday they told me on the phone that I needed to go into the store and fill […] -
My mom is awesome
Posted on March 4, 2008 | 3 CommentsI never plan to stay in Texas long when I come here to visit, but I always do. And duh. Why the hell would I want to leave until I […] -
My Dad to Me: Why aren’t you Tom Hanks yet?
Posted on December 27, 2007 | No CommentsStill here in texas at my parents house, the day after Christmas. They went to see Charlie Wilsons War today. I stayed home to get some work done. Tonight, my […] -
Feeding the filthy Hawaiian pigeons
Posted on April 29, 2006 | No CommentsI like to buy a whole bag of bread and feed it to the fish in the pond at Ala Moana beach park on Oahu because they fight for every […] -
Nature loves me cuz I’m awesome
Posted on December 7, 2005 | No CommentsSometimes when I’m outside, I’ll whistle a little and a wild bird will just come land on me and help with the dishes or something. Today, exactly that happened. Except […] -
Pope Johnnny P2 told me he was gonna die soon
Posted on April 2, 2005 | No CommentsIf you open up todays Catholic Times Post Gazette, you’ll find out the shocking and little known news that Pop John Paul the 2nd has died. What you didn’t read […]