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![Obviously the color green is the most pleasing shade on the spectrum – day – common knowledge – we get it. But even the all-star team must have its least […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/tiel.netherlands-115x115.jpg "The worst of all Greens")
The worst of all Greens
Posted on March 20, 2020 | No CommentsObviously the color green is the most pleasing shade on the spectrum – day – common knowledge – we get it. But even the all-star team must have its least […] -
![Thank you for your interest in wishing me a happy birthday, however, due to circumstances surrounding the Wuhan Covid-19 virus, I have postponed getting older for one month. My new […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Notice of Postponed Aging (2020)")
Notice of Postponed Aging (2020)
Posted on March 18, 2020 | No CommentsThank you for your interest in wishing me a happy birthday, however, due to circumstances surrounding the Wuhan Covid-19 virus, I have postponed getting older for one month. My new […] -
![Listen bro, I can follow the “wash your hands” part of the infecting / viral spreading prevention directions just fine but the “don’t touch your face” part of it? Nah. […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/richard.beard_.green_.grandhall-115x115.jpg "This “Don’t touch your face” thing ain’t gonna work for me")
This “Don’t touch your face” thing ain’t gonna work for me
Posted on March 2, 2020 | No CommentsListen bro, I can follow the “wash your hands” part of the infecting / viral spreading prevention directions just fine but the “don’t touch your face” part of it? Nah. […] -
Geese are mean but easy to defeat in combat
Posted on February 23, 2020 | No CommentsEveryone knows geese are the meanest birds, but I’m proud to say I’ve never been bullied by a goose. First of all: It’s a principalled stance to not let them […] -
![The dumb answer is obviously that peaches are peach colored. Yeah. no doy. And the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Cool. Whatever. Now riddle me this*, you slags: Are peaches orange […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Peach_slice-115x115.png "What color are peaches?")
What color are peaches?
Posted on January 8, 2020 | No CommentsThe dumb answer is obviously that peaches are peach colored. Yeah. no doy. And the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Cool. Whatever. Now riddle me this*, you slags: Are peaches orange […] -
![There’s a brand new apple on the market, available in select locations only. It’s called the Cosmic Crisp and it’s been in development for a few decades and just being […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/CC_Apple_withPLU-Stickers-115x115.png "Cosmic Crisp Review")
Cosmic Crisp Review
Posted on December 9, 2019 | No CommentsThere’s a brand new apple on the market, available in select locations only. It’s called the Cosmic Crisp and it’s been in development for a few decades and just being […] -
![You ever interact positively with someone, thinking you’re making their day a fraction of a degree better and all it does is remind them that you exist and that they […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/if.she_.has_.sprint.shestoo.poor_-115x115.png "I Like your posts even if you don’t like Me")
I Like your posts even if you don’t like Me
Posted on September 12, 2019 | No CommentsYou ever interact positively with someone, thinking you’re making their day a fraction of a degree better and all it does is remind them that you exist and that they […] -
Update: There was never “Poison Tea” – I just have a Mystery Gut Ailment
Posted on September 7, 2019 | No CommentsIn a previous installment almost one year ago, I logged how I thought I was getting poisoned by tea I was drinking, and I guess in a way I was, […] -
5 times a social misunderstanding wasn’t corrected
Posted on July 10, 2019 | No CommentsI took my 3 nephews, niece, sister-in-law, and pop to see Avengers Endgame at the theater but didn’t intend to actually “take” them in the sense of treating the whole […] -
![Per a question someone asked me on SnapChat: Why are “finger tips” a thing? We don’t say “toe tips” or… well, that’s really the only comparable one even though the […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/trip-psychedelic-115x115.gif "Why are fingers the only ones that get “tips”? Let’s discuss")
Why are fingers the only ones that get “tips”? Let’s discuss
Posted on June 16, 2019 | No CommentsPer a question someone asked me on SnapChat: Why are “finger tips” a thing? We don’t say “toe tips” or… well, that’s really the only comparable one even though the […]
