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drunk Archive
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Famous *Almost* Last Words
Posted on May 31, 2012 | No CommentsTonight a tipsy truck driver took the wrong turn and went down the oneway half of the road, only sharply swerving over the concrete divider to get back on the […] -
The Price is Drunk
Posted on May 6, 2012 | No CommentsA simple suggestion turned into simple hilarity. Tracy was on a roll… -
Drunk from Juice?
Posted on November 12, 2011 | No CommentsCan antioxidants get you drunk? I feel tipsy as heck from a wine glass of home-mixed pomegranate, cranberry, acai and noni juice but theres no explanache for such a reaction. […] -
This is why I dont drink
Posted on April 24, 2010 | No CommentsIt brings me from stone cold hotness to freakazoid monster in under an hour… SIDENOTE: Blue Hawaii’s are blue. in Hawaii. This one was taken at about the half-way point… -
Getting hated on by drunk driving homos
Posted on October 30, 2009 | No CommentsThe act isn’t anything new, but more of my associates than usual have been doing this shit lately: the “hey, i just thought i would contact you for the sole […] -
Same girl: Drunk vs Not Drunk. who’s hotter?
Posted on December 16, 2008 | 1 CommentI usually encourage my friends to lessen their intake of alcoholic innard-baths but I think we should all encourage Anna to drink more and often. Clearly these frequent blackout sloshfests […] -
The Drunkback of Northre-Hollywood
Posted on October 26, 2008 | No CommentsA handy tip to all you ladies out there: When you drink too much. you might pass out and have to have the bouncer of the comedy club you’re at […]