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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Dumb Girl Archive
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“You never _____ anymore” is for annoying children
Posted on May 16, 2015 | No CommentsA couple times when visiting with my nephews, they’ll at some point internalize that our playtime is the new industry standard and act neglected when I’m either busy with something […] -
Social Appearance Obsessions
Posted on March 13, 2012 | No CommentsBlonder9m 1:40 AM https://twitter.com/#!/[username] yucky pic? awesomestguyever 1:41 AM its fine Blonder9m 1:41 AM last one or current even if they arent gret awesomestguyever 1:41 AM huh theres only one […] -
Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”
Posted on November 30, 2011 | No CommentsI just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes […] -
Partying and Lying and Lying about Partying
Posted on October 15, 2011 | No CommentsIn bed on the phone right now talking about how bomb the party me and the girl on the other line were at tonight since we somehow didnt see each […] -
Girls Are Stupid
Posted on May 24, 2011 | 1 CommentGirl: “why do you think he would DO that??” Me: “remember when i said i didnt care? and when you said youd stop? and when youre not with this guy […] -
New Years Peve
Posted on January 1, 2011 | No Comments“oh… thats today?.. sorry. guess i wont be able to make it after all. i’m not in your state at the moment” — wups. guess my poor time management means […] -
Listening? Or just waiting?
Posted on December 10, 2010 | No Commentsi never learn my lesson with these people… this chick is watching Horton Hears a Who on tv and i’m halfway into making an insightful point about how the roles […] -
Priceless moments with Classes bitches
Posted on October 16, 2010 | No CommentsGetting bitched at on the phone for [in her mind] showing interest in girl A and then being “all over” (including public breast cuppage) girl B at a club tonight: […] -
Fun with inferiority complexes
Posted on July 27, 2010 | No CommentsAwkward lulz. i texted a girl back “i guess i’m just too good to you” and she sent a long reply agreeing and being emo cuz she read it as […] -
If you help Myspace curtail vulgar underage whores, they’ll delete you
Posted on November 22, 2009 | No CommentsFiled under Myspace Fail: this girl leaves a comment on my status update (which was how people cant read-uh my poker face) saying “your gayy [SIC] . go shove a […]