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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Facebook Archive
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It’s been a week and I still haven’t responded to my “happy birthday” messages
Posted on March 26, 2018 | No CommentsI can’t sleep cuz I feel like a huge douche for not having gone through my “happy birthday” messages on Facebook yet. I keep imagining long time acquaintances excitedly opening […] -
The day I sold my soul, became a loser, and generally gave up on life…
Posted on February 16, 2015 | No CommentsAKA: The day I started playing Candy Crush on my phone… Why would I do this? Why would I just give up on a life of success, happiness, wealth, fame, […] -
I didn’t want to be your stupid Facebook friend anyway
Posted on February 22, 2014 | No CommentsWhen I meet someone in real life and then I see them online interacting on a mutual friends Facebook after me on a thread or in a way that otherwise […] -
I keep getting SO close to almost not losing any friends in a month
Posted on December 30, 2013 | No CommentsFirst, lets get this out of the way since it keeps coming up every time I post one of these: No, Facebook doesn’t tell you who or when someone deletes […] -
Welcome to becoming my Facebook friend!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on November 20, 2013 | No CommentsYou’ve made a huge mistake…. But since you did, here is a Welcome greeting. On my website. Because I have one of those. If you knew that and are super […] -
Is there a Female-Exodus from Facebook-Richardland? Meh…
Posted on September 30, 2013 | No CommentsAccording to my records monitoring who is giving me the boot and when, September was the 3rd straight month where every person who decided I am no longer friend material […] -
Bizarre: Attempts to shame others for Liking their own Facebook posts
Posted on September 4, 2013 | No CommentsFor some reason there is an odd cult of people on the Facebookz who feel the need to scold their friends who click the Like link on their own statuses […] -
Nothin Fancy…
Posted on August 20, 2013 | 1 CommentTo be fair, she had a rebuttal that went like this: Starbuxista: HAHAHAHAHAAH It’s a simple request!!!! Instead of all the damn frappushits the other Bs get. Richard: Oh, totally, […] -
Don’t try to out-poke me. You’ll go mad with frustration
Posted on May 21, 2013 | No CommentsI’ll let richardland readers in on a little secret of mine just so you don’t waste time challenging me in the social networking battlefield arena of Facebook poking. You literally […] -
Face Cuts
Posted on January 28, 2013 | No CommentsUsually the alerts I get when someone deletes me on facebook is cause for a laugh because its some dope that should have never been there in the first place […]