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![Are you a “somebody that I used to know”? Well, if you’re reading this and we haven’t talked in a long time: I would genuinely like for you to reach […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/reach-out-to-someone-115x115.jpg "I Remember You, and I’d love to hear from you")
I Remember You, and I’d love to hear from you
Posted on June 20, 2017 | No CommentsAre you a “somebody that I used to know”? Well, if you’re reading this and we haven’t talked in a long time: I would genuinely like for you to reach […] -
![I think you’re great. You know this by my lack of telling you otherwise. But at this current point in time I don’t want to hang out with you… It’s […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Something you should know before you ask me to “hang out”…")
Something you should know before you ask me to “hang out”…
Posted on February 20, 2015 | No CommentsI think you’re great. You know this by my lack of telling you otherwise. But at this current point in time I don’t want to hang out with you… It’s […] -
I Am More Humble Than You…
Posted on January 22, 2015 | No CommentsSince a founding and staple theme of Richardland is shameless self promotion and the satirization of self absorption, it is to be expected that there will be some that aren’t in […] -
No one believes me that I don’t know my own phone number
Posted on October 16, 2014 | No CommentsI haven’t memorized a phone number since 2002 and I am damn proud of it. It’s not only an interesting personality quirk, but it is a moral stand, dammit. There is […] -
Why I Don’t Drink: It’s yucky & my brain
Posted on October 5, 2014 | No CommentsNo I’m not allergic to alcohol. No I’m not a recovering alcoholic. No I’m not Mormon. its just never appealed to me. Vodka tastes like something I would clean my […] -
The world is my gym
Posted on November 9, 2012 | No CommentsPeople ask if I go to the gym or how much time I spend at the gym or what gym I go to, so here’s the answer: I’ve never worked […] -
![As I use Facebook and Twitter more, just like on Myspace, some are noticing that I don’t smile in my pictures. This is intentional. I’d like to think that anyone […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2014-06-21-23.18.49-115x115.jpg "Why I Don’t Smile In Social Media…")
Why I Don’t Smile In Social Media…
Posted on June 6, 2010 | No CommentsAs I use Facebook and Twitter more, just like on Myspace, some are noticing that I don’t smile in my pictures. This is intentional. I’d like to think that anyone […] -
I never try to sound smart. I just am. (OR: you’re just not)
Posted on May 23, 2009 | No CommentsMy next video blog (and by “next” i probably mean “next year”) is going to be about how I never try to sound smart despite people constantly being suspicious that […] -
“Wyd?” and “Are you up?” Are “How are you” and “whats up”s evil cousins
Posted on May 4, 2009 | No CommentsPeople… PLEASE… I’m begging you to stop killing me with this stuff. Don’t message me asking “what are you doing” or “are you awake?” unless it is micro-specific to a […] -
Stop asking me “whats up?” and “how are you?”
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No CommentsPlease know that I love you and that this comes from a place of love: I hate you. God dammit, people. You know the saying “If you don’t have something […]