Sex Archive
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![Spent the night walking around the crowded city streets and making random mischief, observing random drunks and getting sexually propositioned. I only saw 2 Na’avi’s/Avatars. One male, one female – […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Halloween Dirt")
Halloween Dirt
Posted on November 1, 2010 | No CommentsSpent the night walking around the crowded city streets and making random mischief, observing random drunks and getting sexually propositioned. I only saw 2 Na’avi’s/Avatars. One male, one female – […] -
Orange Juice is good for your sperm
Posted on September 9, 2010 | No CommentsChris on the phone with girlfriend: FINE, i’ll drink friggin orange juice. Me: it’s good for your sperm. Chris: [puts phone at his side] wait, so like, it kills it? […] -
Is Myspace dead?
Posted on January 15, 2010 | 1 CommentIs Myspace dead?…idk. you tell me… here is a screenshot of a comment I just opened. within it you will find a 17 year old boy whose main picture is […] -
Family fun on Facebook
Posted on November 21, 2009 | No CommentsThis was the top item in my feed today… daughter reposts funny thing from website. dad reads it, doesnt understand internets, asks “wtf” via question marks. daughter explains and does […] -
Awesome vs Scary @ the beach
Posted on November 5, 2009 | No CommentsI walked down the beach today to a point where I thought the beach ended all these years I’ve been coming to Hawaii, but only today realized there is a […] -
Cartography Pornography
Posted on November 2, 2009 | No CommentsFacebook friends status: wants to find a way to fit the words “cartographer” and “pornographer” coherently into a song. Yay for rhyming. (to save you the Googling: a cartographer is […] -
![I’m home alone at my parents house, on the internet, reading a list of Cosmopolitan sex tips for women to please their men with. What could go wrong? This: most […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cosmopeppersex-115x115.jpg "That would have been a really bad idea")
That would have been a really bad idea
Posted on October 16, 2009 | 1 CommentI’m home alone at my parents house, on the internet, reading a list of Cosmopolitan sex tips for women to please their men with. What could go wrong? This: most […] -
Chapstick + body holes = good times
Posted on October 6, 2009 | No Commentsstrwbmilkshakey809: I’m naked richar900: me t—- nevermind strwbmilkshakey809: Haha mmmmm richar900: its a problem strwbmilkshakey809: I think I wanna finger myself with this new strawberry astroglide strwbmilkshakey809: Smells so good […] -
Birds and bees internet lesson
Posted on September 29, 2009 | No CommentsFreshman9866 (10:32:44 PM): Richar900: [link to a video containing description in next IM] Richar900: just an old white guy jerking off to fat black women at the beach. business as […] -
Parenting fail in California
Posted on June 17, 2009 | No Commentsawesomestguyever: wrapping up work so i can shut down the 2 computers im working on and get to sleep. how come you’re up this late? swtest_sin_2006: i have my sisters […]
