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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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Convos Archive
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Have you ever heard of witches living under beds?
Posted on March 3, 2021 | No CommentsJust taking a quick cultural temperature here: this isn’t a thing, right? The exchange with @ChaseJordashian that inspired this question: Chase:Lmao did you used to think there was a witch […] -
Don’t say “Impossible” when the truth is”It’s hard”
Posted on March 24, 2020 | No CommentsAs is the standard disclaimer with all of these types of posts: I’m only putting this on record because it’s a record of my life – not because I’m just […] -
I threw up in the sink for some reason
Posted on March 23, 2020 | No CommentsAlthough diagnosed to my satisfaction,. the Mystery Gut Ailment that has been plaguing me (see link for back-posts of this saga) still presents problems… Mainly: if I eat too much […] -
My Nails Are Not Pretty…Rub My Face In It WhyDontYou… :(
Posted on October 11, 2014 | 4 CommentsI’m not very good at matching or accessorizing but when it comes to neon colors and greenish-spectrum related shades, I’m a sucker for any effort. Girls have so many more […] -
Breakfast of Champion. (This one… I’m the Champion)
Posted on October 6, 2014 | No CommentsLate breakfast. Daddy’s enjoying a fruit plate (with a little bit of chocolate) by the pool before he starts work. Which will also be by the pool. and also probably […] -
My Gorgeous Golden Locks Are Getting Girlish Gawks
Posted on August 19, 2014 | No CommentsThis reminded me that I should be posting more of my conversation-gold that’s currently just being wasted… Anonymous-Female inspired an awesome idea i’m considering raising money for (probably through crowdfunding)… […] -
Corrections and Nudez Apologiez
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When chicks try to skinny-shame other chicks
Posted on November 15, 2012 | 1 CommentFemales see other females as competition. And that feeling goes so deep that even when it is impossible that one would ever gain something at the loss of the other […] -
I am very helpful
Posted on October 9, 2012 | No Comments.. -
Did my birthday change without me knowing?
Posted on August 10, 2012 | No Commentseh…