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![Chris on the phone with girlfriend: FINE, i’ll drink friggin orange juice. Me: it’s good for your sperm. Chris: [puts phone at his side] wait, so like, it kills it? […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Orange Juice is good for your sperm")
Orange Juice is good for your sperm
Posted on September 9, 2010 | No CommentsChris on the phone with girlfriend: FINE, i’ll drink friggin orange juice. Me: it’s good for your sperm. Chris: [puts phone at his side] wait, so like, it kills it? […] -
Dirty family talk
Posted on June 25, 2010 | No CommentsMy cousin is visiting with her 6 year old twins and she signed online from the room next to mine, so this happened… 9:50:09 PM Richar900: sup baby. wanna cyber? […] -
A chat with an IM spambot
Posted on May 25, 2010 | 15 Comments4:03:59 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: hey is this lindsey?? its rachel 11:29:28 AM TomanLoudoieb@hotmail.com: stephie!! thats you right? its rachel 3:50:03 AM Awesomestguyever: that is exactly who it is… lindseystephie. omg, hi […] -
My mom exclaims things
Posted on May 3, 2010 | No Commentstalking about First Class air travel on IM with my mom, saying how I can’t fly any other way any more and in her response she actually did the “!!!1” […] -
Cartography Pornography
Posted on November 2, 2009 | No CommentsFacebook friends status: wants to find a way to fit the words “cartographer” and “pornographer” coherently into a song. Yay for rhyming. (to save you the Googling: a cartographer is […] -
Halloween is for everyone
Posted on October 18, 2009 | No Commentsmisterawesome10: what are you gonna be for halloween? danantique8: Halloween is for kids misterawesome10: so is Trix, but they’re still fkkn good misterawesome10: so what you gonna be nig? -
Chapstick + body holes = good times
Posted on October 6, 2009 | No Commentsstrwbmilkshakey809: I’m naked richar900: me t—- nevermind strwbmilkshakey809: Haha mmmmm richar900: its a problem strwbmilkshakey809: I think I wanna finger myself with this new strawberry astroglide strwbmilkshakey809: Smells so good […] -
Birds and bees internet lesson
Posted on September 29, 2009 | No CommentsFreshman9866 (10:32:44 PM): Richar900: [link to a video containing description in next IM] Richar900: just an old white guy jerking off to fat black women at the beach. business as […] -
2 Dicks talk about dicks
Posted on September 22, 2009 | No CommentsRichar900: [link to a video containing description in next IM] Richar900: just an old white guy jerking off to fat black women at the beach. business as usual dickkead: riiiight […] -
White people stuff
Posted on September 15, 2009 | No CommentsBigDogDaddy83 (4: 44: 19 PM): Sup, white person? BigDogDaddy83 (4: 47: 21 PM): Ah. Prolly off doing white people stuff, like online banking, stock managing, or eating soup. Richar900 (4: 49: 13 PM): […]